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  • vishwak
    08-03 08:46 AM
    My EAD details

    Mailed Date : 5/24/10
    Received Date : 5/26/10
    Notice Date: 06/03/10
    Checks Cashed: Yes
    File Type: Paper/E-filed/Lawyer - Lawyer
    Service Center/Lockbox : TSC
    RFE DATE: N/A
    RFE Description: N/A
    SR Opened: Yes ( 07/26/2010)
    InfoPass: NO
    Current EAD Expiry: 9/03/10
    Approval Date:
    Approval Desc:
    EAD Validity:


    I have opened SR @( 07/26/2010) and got the reply back by mail below
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The status of the Service Request is
    Case type:-- I765

    The status of this service request is: Due to the high volume of expedite requests for this case type, we are strictly enforcing the criteria that has been set for these expedite requests.

    Since the date we received your case, we denied your case and send a notice of explaining our decision to you on 06/25/2010 to the file we have on the file

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Is this denial of service request or denial of EAD Renewal?
    I am confused. Lawyer or I never received any denial notice so for and online case status showing initial review with LUD of 06/26/2010.

    What should I do now? Please let me know.

    Thx
    KPR



    It does looks confusion.
    I believe its...just SR denied not case. Hope for the best.




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  • wandmaker
    01-02 02:30 AM
    1. can she forget about the H-1, not respond to the 221(g) and travel back on advance parole and start working on EAD?
    2. If after submission of 221(g) her visa gets rejected, can she still use the Advance Parole to travel to US and work on her EAD?
    3. Any other options/advice?

    If time is not the key then please submit the documents/information requested by consular post. At the worst case scenario, you can very well use AP to re-enter and EAD to continue employment. Get a second opinion with your attorney. Good luck




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  • chanduv23
    07-11 02:42 PM
    My EAD and AP application was received June 19, 2009 at TSC. To my pleasant shocking & surprise USCIS approved mine and wife's application in 20 days and we received the card today.

    We are happy with the speed and efficiency USCIS and wish they could do everything the same way. we received two year EAD but concerned as receiving a two year EAD indicates that it may take a while to get my PD (Dec 2005).

    Thanks
    Senthil.

    My EAD and AP were receipted on June 9th from TSC. AP got approved, EAD still pending. So I guess these approvals are random.




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  • eastindia
    09-23 10:59 AM
    This is a good bill for people who are already on H1 and EAD ...what's wrong that in bringing the jobs back home ?

    You are an anti-immigrant.



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  • JazzByTheBay
    09-08 11:49 AM
    Given the demographics of the greater Seattle area in general, and Redmond in particular - I'm surprised "softies" haven't taken over the WA chapter completely... :)

    Hope to see all of you in DC..

    cheers!
    jazz

    My wife and me have joined the yahoogroups for WA chapter, We are going for the rally, how can we encourage more friends in WA state to go? I know there are people willing to sponsor, provide part of funds, help with accommodation and so on and if anyone in WA has any of these limitations, people are willing to coordinate. How do we get the point across to all Washingtonian GC sufferers or people who just filed for 485 and don't see the bleak tomorrow. How do we wake them up all up? We have so many employers here, is there something we can do to wake them up from the slumber and mirage of filing 485? I must admit, I was sleeping too until yesterday when we booked our tickets.




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  • Sakthisagar
    01-25 09:02 AM
    Please file a new H1B extension petition with a copy of contract between the client and your company.. the actual contract, if the client/vendor do not want to share that with your attorney then ask the client/vendor to directly send that to USCIS fax number and ask your attorney to mention in a seperate letter that client contract/letter (copy of original) will be sent by their attorney in so and so time.

    I had the RFE on Sept 2009 on premium processing, I have done tha above and got approved for an year even though my I-140 is approved on 2005 and 10 years in the USA.

    Please do needful and be on status.



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  • waiting4gc
    12-03 01:30 PM
    Appointment at Mumbai consulate can take forever. Recently my wife and I went for h1 stamping. For me it took 2.5 hours, for my wife, about 5 hours. It will take you at least an hour to get from the consulate to the airport. I would strongly recommend that you take either a late evening flight or next day. That way you can try to pick up the passport the same day too.

    Usually I get my Visa stamped in Chennai. I have enough info to survive in Chennai.

    This time it is not going to help much as I am going to Mumbai. It is a pain from the first step. I finally got the appointment for 10th Dec. I have to have some body hand deliver documents there in India..Oh well..

    I have the appointment at 9:30 AM and was planning to fly out of Mumbai Airport same day at 1:30 PM. Now it looks very ambitious! What do you think? :confused:

    I have no idea about lodging near consulate. I tried my luck near the airport many times. It wasn't pretty.

    Any recommendation on Hotels and area near consulate ? I am not going near Five star / Rs 10,000 per day.
    I am looking at ~ Rs 2,000 for 7 hours..

    Any help is appreciated..:)




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  • nixstor
    08-14 04:25 PM
    Called 6 different operators at the USCIS and got different answers (atleast they are consistently inconsistent!)

    2 Said it is perfectly fine as long as the amount is correct
    3 said they prefer seperate checks but if the amount is correct they will accept it
    1 said they will reject the whole package.

    On a lighter note i spoke to one really sweet lady when my call was escalated. All i wanted to ask was about the checks, but she (very enthusiastically) looked up my information and informed me that i was not in the system yet and actually apologised to me. Now i KNOW she looked it up coz she got my middle and company names right even without my telling her that. She even said she has received a few calls today and the guy b4 me was a lucky caller as he was in the system as of Aug 8.

    Called 6 different operators today? Wow!



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  • unaikax
    01-04 07:15 PM
    I recently quit Wipro in United States after servicing two weeks notice period. Wipro didn't want me to stay longer as client was not willing to pay longer than two weeks. I have not signed any service agreement with them when I came onsite on H1B. However, they insist that their deputation letter sent through email is legally binding on me even though I didn't sign a hard copy of the letter. They are asking me to pay $10,00 or serve 6 months notice period which is no longer possible as I have already joined another company. I am seeking legal help in India and planning to sue them as they have withold all my PF, Gratuity, Leave encashment and other dues, experience/relieving letter. Is it possible to sue them in United States as I currently do not stay in India? Also, can I complain to DOL, USCIS about these issues. If yes, how do I go about it?




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  • chandrajp
    06-25 09:38 AM
    As we all know that priority dates became current in the latest visa bulletin. My lawyer made all my paper work ready and is about to file my paperwork with USCIS today. I am not sure if we can file the application a week before it actually becomes current.

    I heard some people say that it's actually allowed to file 3 or 4 days before it becomes current. I also read reports that some people's application was rejected because it was sent too early. I am not sure what to believe here. Does anybody has any information on this?
    I read in Sheila Murthy web site that she herself knows a case wherein the applicant sent the I485 application just a day before and his/her application got rejected and was penalized in such a way that his application was accepted only a year later.



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  • vin13
    09-30 08:03 AM
    :( I just got an RFE on my case...I had 2 soft LUD from past 2 days and now the status says "Request for additional evidence sent."

    I have used AC21 to change jobs but I am still on H1....Now i am worried.




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  • sounakc
    07-26 07:23 AM
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  • needhelp!
    09-16 03:01 PM
    DH called and said he did it too!! YAAAAYYY Its my lucky day.. He is now officially initiated into IV.




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  • vishwak
    08-03 08:46 AM
    My EAD details

    Mailed Date : 5/24/10
    Received Date : 5/26/10
    Notice Date: 06/03/10
    Checks Cashed: Yes
    File Type: Paper/E-filed/Lawyer - Lawyer
    Service Center/Lockbox : TSC
    RFE DATE: N/A
    RFE Description: N/A
    SR Opened: Yes ( 07/26/2010)
    InfoPass: NO
    Current EAD Expiry: 9/03/10
    Approval Date:
    Approval Desc:
    EAD Validity:


    I have opened SR @( 07/26/2010) and got the reply back by mail below
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The status of the Service Request is
    Case type:-- I765

    The status of this service request is: Due to the high volume of expedite requests for this case type, we are strictly enforcing the criteria that has been set for these expedite requests.

    Since the date we received your case, we denied your case and send a notice of explaining our decision to you on 06/25/2010 to the file we have on the file

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Is this denial of service request or denial of EAD Renewal?
    I am confused. Lawyer or I never received any denial notice so for and online case status showing initial review with LUD of 06/26/2010.

    What should I do now? Please let me know.

    Thx
    KPR



    It does looks confusion.
    I believe its...just SR denied not case. Hope for the best.



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  • ebizash
    03-31 03:44 PM
    I wonder why his/her handle is "webPromo"??? hmm... promoting "something" on the web...:D.




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  • abhijitp
    08-22 03:10 PM
    I know some of you will be attending the Rally in DC on Sep 18th.

    But most wont be attending the rally in DC on the 18th. Wouldnt it be good if the people who are not able to attend the DC rally conduct a rally in Texas at the same day.

    This way, there will be a multi pronged effect. In fact, it would have an even greater effect if simultaneous rallies are held in other places too. Like

    West Coast (Bay area )
    Midwest (Chicago)
    Texas (one of the major cities - Dallas, Austin or Houston)

    Think of all the local media attention this gets & also the ripple effect into national media.

    Any thoughts ??

    If you are anyways planning to rally, you will need a day off, so why not spend it in DC? I strongly agree with Paskal in that small rallies would dilute the impact of the DC rally!

    If you can take a day off, please attend the DC rally. Go here and tell us how we can help you with logistics.
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=12441

    Thanks



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  • nmdial
    04-21 01:48 PM
    Welcome to H city! SugarLand and Katy have very good neighborhoods with lots of desis. A lot depends upon where your office located. Cost of living is in Houston is low compared to LA, NY. Homes are "affordable". But property taxes are high (average is above 3%). Food, gas and misc. services are cheap. Insurance and utility costs are high though. Let me know if you have any specific questions.

    Thanks.




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  • go_guy123
    05-19 03:50 PM
    I am not aginst the OP or generalizing the B1 abuse. I am stating my opinion of what could be the reason behind the denial. You know, now a days even people are getting 221g for the H4 stamping. It does not matter what visa you are going for, the US consulates just looking for a execuse to reject. Not only in India, there are lot of people getting 221g in Canada, and got stuck up there.

    Exactly the point. Years of H1B and B1 abuse by IT consulting vendors have brought to this
    state.

    The case of DSK , IMF ex-chief proves one teh point. I go agree he is innocent until guilty.
    But yes he had lots of problems with women in the past....and got away because all were in Europe.

    US is different and what looks like a minor issue B1 sent to work like H1B eventually gets the spotlight and faces severe crackdown.




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  • vicks_don
    11-15 12:30 PM
    1. I hold an Indian passport

    2. My H-1B stamp expired and so is my I-94

    3. I have a valid I-797 till 2008.

    4. I have a Canadian PR and yet to land.

    I tried nvars.com and found none in Nov and Decemeber

    CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG...IF I94 IS EXPIRED DOES IT NOT MEAN U R OUT OF STATUS. SHOULD YOU NOT RENEW I94 BASED ON I797 ?




    pappu
    08-11 01:12 PM
    Immigration Voice would like to thank its members for their continued support and dedication. Your contributions and volunteer efforts will enable us to work towards solving the issues that we all face during our employment based green card process.

    The 2009 Ombudsman report released at the end of June 09, confirms the grim future that we conveyed to our members in the last newsletter. If no action is taken by the legislature, heavily retrogressed nationalities of India and China have an upwards of 10 to 20 years of wait ahead of them. The time to act is now. We cannot sit back and relax and hope for something good to happen. We have to act in order for favorable things to happen. To that end, we would like to impress upon our members the significance of our latest Advocacy Action Item
    ================================================== ====================================

    IV Advocacy Action Item August 2009

    The future is not in the hands of fate, but in ours. The summer August recess is here and the lawmakers are back in their constituencies. This is an opportunity for us to meet with them and address our issues and present solutions in preparation for the upcoming CIR. We must push for our agenda to get our provisions in the base bill as CIR is being drafted currently. If we do not get our provisions in the base bill then it is much harder to get them attached to the bill in the form of amendments.

    IV therefore requests its members, to call up and start scheduling lawmaker meetings NOW. Please take appointments with your local lawmakers of both houses of Congress. You can find more information about how to reach your lawmaker in this guide http://immigrationvoice.org/media/HowTo_Guide_MeetLawmakers.doc
    We are organizing national and state level calls to coordinate this effort. You will be given detailed instructions on how to schedule meetings, what to carry, and most importantly present the IV community’s agenda and present solutions. We have scheduled two nationwide calls on August 11 and 12 to get everyone started on this action item. You can find the details of these calls including the dial in numbers from your state chapter or on IV’s Donor Forum.

    To that end, we have created multiple documents and support material that will go into your “Advocacy Packet” for you to carry for these lawmaker meetings. We have also created a Lawmaker Appointment Book http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=80&Itemi d=36 where you will post the details of your lawmaker appointment and we will provide you with the advocacy packet. The idea is to at least have 2 or more people when going to any meeting with the lawmaker. More details of this action item can be found on this thread : http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum85-action-items-for-everyone/294611-iv-action-item-advocacy-month-august-2009-a.html

    In summary there are three parts to this action item

    1) Please start taking the appointments with your lawmakers now. . Once you take the appointment, update the details in the Lawmaker Appointment Book that is available on http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=80&Itemi d=36 and you will receive the Advocacy Packet that you will need to take to the meetings.

    2) Please attend any one of the following calls to get more details on this action item. These calls will also provide an opportunity for you to ask questions and get updates on CIR.
    Call 1:
    Tuesday August 11, 8 PM EST

    Call 2
    Wednesday August 12, 9 PM EST

    3) Once you have your meetings, please email the details and feedback to info@immigrationvoice.org to help us follow up with their DC office with your feedback. Your detailed feedback will also help other members in their upcoming meetings with their representatives.

    We must push ourselves harder and stronger in this month if we have to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Advocacy is an integral, essential and important part of democracy and we must exercise our first amendment right to demonstrate that we not only are highly skilled and are high income individuals but we are truly the best and the brightest Future Americans.
    ================================================== ========================================

    Democracy, Advocacy and You

    Each one of you can be an advocate for the change you seek. Advocacy is not just for lawyers and lobbyists. You do not need to be a member of a bar association or hold a JD (law degree). Advocacy is not something that can only be done by the wealthy and the powerful. The power of American democracy lies in the right to petition the government in a peaceful manner to redress grievances and advocate for change. It is a right given to every person on US soil by the first amendment in the constitution. Peaceful and legitimate advocacy is an essential part of a democratic society. There is nothing to be afraid of. Just because you call your local lawmaker’s office or send them an email or a fax or meet them to make your case, your pending green card is not going to be in jeopardy. We must understand that we cannot talk about frustrations and ideas on the message boards and forums without following through on those words by meeting our lawmakers. Words without action are futile.

    Without any legislative action from congress, we all have a decade plus wait lying ahead of us. The retrogression is a reality and the nationality doesn’t matter. The priority date of your EB category doesn’t matter. Time to act is now. As the summer recess approaches for the congress in the month of august, the lawmakers will be back in their constituencies. This gives us an opportunity to meet with them as their constituents and make our case for our provisions to be included in the upcoming Comprehensive Immigration Reform. We have prepared an advocacy packet for you. Detailed instructions on how to set up meetings with your members of congress are included in it along with the supporting documents to make our case for Employment Based Green Card reforms.

    Immigration Voice Advocacy is a grassroots effort. Each one of you must become an advocate for the change we seek. Together, we will bring America out of the current economic recession and strengthen the national security. As a highly educated and highly skilled future American living in this country legally, we must petition the lawmakers to address our issues and present the solutions. We hope that you put action behind your words and passion.

    Thank You
    Immigration Voice




    reddog
    04-08 04:19 PM
    All i am asking is the media they know and number of users. I dont know what you talking about.

    Ok, how do we contact the state representative. Through the county representative, then the city, then street?

    We are IV. I believe that is what chandu meant. Core is just a group of people who incidentally reserved the domain name and configured joomla.



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